So what's better than flowers on a piano? All together now: tulips on an organ! Well, we've found a "2Lips" for you: 2lips.tv, a camgirl site that that offers "warm, sensuous women" for your pleasure. (You'll have to, ahem, handle the organ yourself. So to speak.) And what does 2lips.tv have to offer for the lover of at-home web cam girlies? Well…let's just say that we're pleased that we've finally gotten a chance to use that old tulips joke in a review, anyway.
Oh dear. What to say about 2lips? Well, you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but here we go. Two words: Bo ring. Truly, the name's probably the liveliest thing about this site. Though 2lips bills itself as being "Your Source for Pleasure," you'd have to have a pretty low pleasure threshold to be willing to spend much time here. The blunt truth is that there's simply not much going on at 2lips at any particular time; they only have 36 models on staff, so it's rare that there are more than five or six online at any one time. That's a little better than 247Live, another poorly staffed site, but not much.
How many of these performers are at-home girls? Well, it's hard to be entirely sure, but apparently none of them -- which is pretty disappointing for those of us here at HomeWebcamsChat.com. What's become of all the homegirls? Is there some conspiracy to keep their luscious bodies from us? Everywhere we look, we see studios, studios, studios. Some might point out that the girls themselves are the same no matter the setting, and that's true, but we're not picking out pork chops here. Part of the package that excites us is knowing that a girl's chilling in her very own room in her very own pad, offering us glimpses of her personality beyond her chat persona: pictures, posters, music CDs here and there, the occasional Brad Pitt shrine. You know.
That's how we can tell these are studio girls. The matching wallpaper in some of the rooms, as well as the fact that different models were using the same beds in different bio pictures, was a dead giveaway. The same furniture and Christmas decorations are also visible in some of the backgrounds. Of course there's that potted cactus on a windowsill behind a blondie named Olga, but that was about it. Maybe Olga is an at-home cam-girl; probably not, since another blondie named Renate was photographed sitting in front of the same window.
The girls are pretty, but not to our taste, and not so very exciting. Maybe it's just that there are so few available at any one time. At the risk of sounding harsh, none of those we saw really lit our candles, if you know what we mean.
We are, however, pleased to offer you the gory details, if you would like to partake of the wares at 2lips. First of all, it's free to sign up as a member, and you can't beat free. You can chat all you want to, once you find a girl who's actually online; and if you want to chat in private, why that only costs $2.99 a minute. The chat video is decent, but it's not of the best quality, at least in its free version; we didn't pay for any private showings.
You can use CCBill or something called Paycom to pay by credit card, and if you're in the Netherlands there's an option called iDEAL. CCBill and Paycom let you charge increments of USD $30, $60, and $150; for iDEAL, it's 30, 60, or 120 Euros. If the selection of chat girls is too limited for your taste, you can charge your card for $29.95 a month (recurring) to look at the site's more than 2000 DVD-quality hardcore porno flicks. New ones are added every week, and you can get a free 30-second sneak-peek of anything you're interested in. The quality of this video is quite high, since it comes to you via Windows Media.
Our take on 2lips is that it's really a hardcore porno site that uses the promise of camgirls to draw in potential customers. While that's a viable business plan, it's not what we're here for, boys and girls. 2lips is good enough if all you're looking for is some wank material, but you can get that for free at Secretfriends or any of several other sites we've reviewed here. If you're after at-home chat girls, you'll need to look elsewhere.
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