Funny how all the girls on the CamChatUSA splash page are from our hometown. Either the site is so big that they can instantly connect us with local girls only, or else they've got a code that grabs our location from the DNS setting and posts it in the Region and City slots on the various Profile pages. We suspect the latter. Hell, unless we miss our guess, some of these girls aren't even from the USA. Hmmph. Well, we''ll let you in on a big secret, CamChatUSA: we are not impressed by this ruse. Anyone with an IQ over 50 could figure this out. (Sorry, George W.; ask Laura for some help). And hey, could someone tell babyjess that "Caucasian" is not a nationality? And neither is "white," ladies.
Do we sound a bit sore this evening? Well, no more than an ant after being screwed by an elephant, which is to say, just a little. See, a little bird told us about this great site that was chockfull of cute home-based chat girls from all over the world (!!!), and so we decided it was high time to review it. Well, that bird was a lying little bastard. Although some of the environments the girls were posing in had a lot of personality, it was clear that they were studios. How could we tell? Well, duh -- when three different girls from "the UK" and "Germany" are posing in front of the same window with the same potted plant, that's a small clue. Kind of throws their claim that all the girls are broadcasting from home right out the window. Naw, forget that. Defenestration's too good for 'em!
OK, so it's possible that some of the girls are broadcasting from home. We couldn't tell. There were only ten girls on the splash page, see, and this turns out to be a pay site, much like SweetApples but not as alluring (we'll get to Sweetapples in a few weeks, don't worry). While they advertise all kinds of categories -- Girls Alone, Girl/Girl, Girl/Guy, Threesome/Groups, Mature, Fetish, Asian and Teens -- all you get is what's on the splash page unless you buy a membership. We'd be tempted to do so if there were some Grade-A proven-real homegirls on the site, because frankly, some of the girls were very hot and had freaktastic pr0n pics posted in their profiles. However, we'd rather not chance it.
Never did see a live girl at CamChatUSA, so we weren't able to squeeze even that little bit o' joy out of the experience. Basically, if you click anything but the Profile or "Watch Me Live!" links, the site turns into a bunch of annoying ads that eventually stop letting you go back to the main site. Feh. Clicking "Watch Me Live!" just takes you to the signup page.
What can we say that's good about CamChatUSA? Well, it seemed pretty tame on the technical side, so it's not AmsterdamliveXXX. That's good. And it's got more than three girls available at one time (even if you can't get free teaser video), so it's not 247Live. That's good too. Oh, and the girls look pretty hot and, if the profile photos are any evidence, pretty raunchy. But that's about it. This site isn't going to make it on my top ten or even top 20 list (and hey, so far I've only dig up 24 sites to review). So sad.
If you decide for some ungodly reason that you'd like to become a member, a one-day pass is $3.99, which ain't bad, and a full month costs $34.95. No news on whether that's one of those recurring charges, but it probably is. No telling how many girls they have available, because being completely a pay site, they're not willing to tell you unless you cross their palm with some silver. If you do, of course, you not only get to choose from all their young ladies (however many there are), you also get access to a bunch of porn sites that look hardcore enough to give a zombie an erection. If you want a really great deal, you could take a chance on the special one-dollar VIP member ship that gives you access to a few girls, apparently, and some of the hardcore sites.
What does this all have to do with home-based cam chat girls? Nuttin' -- or at least, not much. That turns out to be one of the big reasons for avoiding CamChatUSA: as far as we could tell, there were ABSOLUTELY NO HOMEGIRLS on this site. Gosh, it's been so long since we had to use all caps that we almost forgot how! Anyway: on top of having ABSOLUTELY NO HOMEGIRLS they lie and tell you they do, which is unethical; and then they do all kinds of cheesy things so that friendly, hardworking chat-site reviewers can't even find out how any girls they're fielding without having to shell out the moolah. That sucks, it does. Sorry, boys, can't recommend this site for homegirls or anything much else, really. Try something a little more lively (and free!) like FlirtForFree or Peekshows.
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