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Hello there, all you horny homegirl lovers. We've got some news for you: the inimitable Camsolo.NL, a nasty little Dutch site we've been planning to review for some time now, has metamorphosed into LiveSex.nl. Not only is the name new, the site's looking a lot different, too. This does not, however, absolve it of its sins; it nonetheless must be reviewed so that its adult chat demons may be exorcised, if they exist, yea, and so that our libidos might be exercised as well. Hallelujah, brothers! And amen. Here's what this particular den of iniquity looks like to the casual eye:  Lest ye think we're mocking Christianity or the newly christened Livesex.nl (nee Camsolo.nl), then in the words of Hamlet himself, "get thee to a nunnery." Heaven forbid; we're just letting ya'll know how enthused we are to be reviewing this site, since we're well aware of how genuinely inventive the Dutch are when it comes to sex. Let's just hope it isn't a fake Dutch site like AmsterdamliveXXX (shudder), which admittedly has dampened our spirits when it comes to sites that claim to be from the Nederlands. Luckily, Livesex.nl (or, as they call it on their teaser, "livesex inns und el") appears to be genuine. It's well endowed with women, but we were surprised to see that there was more variety than just the lanky blonde white girls we expected on a site from the Nayderlahns. Oh, the long-legged Caucasian ladies were there all right, in a gratifying range of body types and sizes and hair colors, but surprisingly we also found plenty of Asian girls. That kinds of shoots down their claim that the site is "100% Nederlands," which is about the only thing I can actually read on this all-Dutch site (haven't they heard that English is now the de facto world language?). They must have, like, an embassy in the Philippines that they bring the girls onto, so they can maintain their legal claim to being, yes, 100% Nederlands. Or maybe they're lying. We're kinda used to that. Besides their camgirls, which appear to number several hundred, Livesex.nl provides access to a variety of raunchy sex sites, including some that offer free videos. They also have links to "Meer Webcam Sites," which appears to mean "More Webcam Sites," since there were no adorable meerkats anywhere. Darn it. We had a lot of difficulty reading some of the labels on the site, since they don't offer an English translation and Google Language Tools hasn't come through with a Dutch-To-English translator yet. Darn those proud Dutchmen anyway! Just because they're really good with dikes, windmills, and tulips, they think they can ignore the de facto world language. Grumble grumble and hakuna matata to you, too. The scary thing is that Dutch is so close to English linguistically that you can almost make it out most of the time. Too bad William the Conqueror cluttered up English with all those French words back in the day. It's easy to understand what "Kom chat nu!" means, but what the heck is "zelf uitzenden?" We clicked that button and we still don't know. Maybe it means "do it yourself" or something. And what the heck does "toegang" mean? We'd hate to have to guess, as we'd surely be wrong. Sadly, we still have only a general idea of how to become members of the site, and no idea at all of how much the ladies charge. Apparently you have to call a number in the Nederlands to get a code that you log in with, and then you can get your chat. Well, the international long distance charges are killer on our plan, so we had to pass up that particular opporntunity. That's not a typo, by the way. We would be remiss, of course, if we forgot to address our most important concern here: are these home-based chat girls, or not? Well, if the thumbnails on the site are any guide, they must be. Most of 'em seemed to be in their own bedrooms, with realistic furnishings, toys, plants, and even wide-open windows. So, see, they're exhibitionists, too. We like that in a homegirl. To wrap it up: we're sad to report that we were unable to access Livesex.nl, simply because of the language difficulties. However, it does seem chockfull of homegirls. If you're willing to call an international number and jump through a few hoops, you might get to enjoy their European stylings. The individual girls can probably speak English, even if their site can't. Click here to visit Camsolo.nl (aka Livesex.nl) now
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