CamTrue's not a train wreck exactly, but let's just come right out and say it: it's hella boring. So, did you notice our hip use of a hot hot l33t popular-kids word in that sentence there? Allow us to use it in a more complex sentence: "CamTrue is hella, hella, hella, boring."
Get the point? Need we say more? Probably not, but we will anyhow.
It's not that CamTrue doesn't look promising when you go there. It's attractive enough, and looks easy to navigate around -- and as it turns out, it is. So it takes only a few minutes of futzing around to realize that, as with George W. Bush, there's just no "there" there. (No, we won't apologize to you neocons out there, as if you'd admit to even visiting this site. You see, we're equal opportunity politic bigots. Who can forget Bill Clinton, the Great White Liberal Hope, who wouldn't come clean about the hanky-panky and still has no idea what the definition of "is" is? Is this what you get from an Oxford education? Yeesh.)
But this particular review is more than a just sly and clever way for us to get more hits by mentioning controversial political figures. By now you're probably wondering, "What's all this about CamTrue? Could the rumors be CamFalse?" Sadly, they're not.
Here's what you get when you jump onto the site:
Pretty groovy, right? Not as highly populated as, say, iFrends or CamContacts, but not bad. They offer hundreds of performers in all: mostly single ladies, with a sprinkling of couples and boys. There are some real cuties that we'd like to get to know; too bad they're never there. Ever. All you get are a few still images here and there, fleeting and incomplete, like the scent of perfume from a lover you've somehow just missed.
Jeez, we gotta stop watching so much Lifetime, or else start buying our similes from a better supplier.
But we've belabored the point enough, so it's time to move on to other factors that we can actually review. We're assuming the site's down for the nonce, and all those cute girls might just pop up one day, full-blown and sexy, like Athena from the forehead of Zeus. (Hey, that's a pretty good one). If we look at it that way, then CamTrue does have a little to offer. There are several hundred sweet lady performers here, mostly white girls, with the occasional exotic Asian or black honey to feast your eyes upon…since, after all, that's all you're going to do. Aside from the thumbnail pics, some of the girls have another picture or two in their galleries, some suitably risqué and arousing. But you have to be a member to see those.
Fear not: it's easy to join, too. Your membership is entirely free. You don't have to go through the old rigmarole of giving them all your personal invitation and your credit card number, or of paying a monthly fee for the privilege of even talking to a girl. You have to pay the actual performer for a private viewing. The problem is, we have no idea how much they charge. We do know, however, how to load our new free account once we find a girl online: Visa, MasterCard, and Discover are accepted, as well they should be.
Now what you've all been waiting for: are there any home-based chat girls listed here? Why yes, it appears there are, although it's kind of a moot point since they're never there. Some of the girls are photographed against distinctive backgrounds that appear to be individual homes or rooms -- check red_bitch19 as an example. Others have that studio look going on: you know, the one with the satin drapes in the background, and no signs of personality anywhere. You might as well be eating vanilla ice cream. Sure, vanilla is tasty, but why bother when you've got Rocky Road around, you know?
Anyway, we can safely say that there are some homegirls advertised here. Are they ever actually online? Not as far as we know. Besides that major flaw, the site has a one obvious technical problem worth mentioning: the search engine doesn't work, even if you try to search for a performer by name. Nor do they provide a link to a "Who's On" page, like most sites do.
That's about all there is to say about CamTrue. Homegirls? Supposed to be, but nobody's home, even if the lights are still on. We honestly don't think this is some kind of bait-and-switch deal; it seems more like the site's just dead. Yeah, there are a few things still working, like the membership sign-up, but it's quiet -- too quiet. Even 247Live is livelier, and that's kinda hard to believe. CamTrue is a zombie site, really, except that it doesn't eat your brains -- it eats your time.
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