As we persist in our quest to bring you the very best home-based adult webchat girls, we keep running into the inescapable fact that our positive reviews are both generally shorter and less common than our negative ones. That's probably because it's easier to describe what pisses us off than it is to tell you what makes us happy. We are, after all, critics by nature -- so we criticize. If we only reported the Good News, then we'd just be cheerleaders, wouldn't we?
Hmmmm…cheerleaders. Home-based cheerleader chat girls. In those short skirts and tight li'l blouses. That would be something, wouldn't it? We're going to note that down on our Blackberry as something to look for. Or maybe to start up.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch: in our attempt to redress the bitchy-positive review gap, we made a conscious decision this week to find ourselves something to crow about. Since we were in the mood for lascivious homegirls willing to spread for us, it should come as no surprise that we looked around until we found our optimistic way to SpreadForU, a perfectly-named site where the young ladies are fresh and wholesome and as homey as they come. Yessir -- like FlirtForFree, LiveJasmin, and a few other sites we've come to frequent, most of the performers are home-based chat girls -- and that's a cool drink of water in the homegirl desert, don't you know.
As we recall, we once let you in on our secret to rating adult webchat sites, which boils down to the Two Famous Criteria: 1) Does the site have home-based chat girls? 2) Do they get naked? Well, we're happy to report that Spread4U falls on the Yes and Yes site of the rating scale. Though it's not nearly as heavily populated as the top homegirl sites (which I will present to you in a Very Special Episode of HomeWebcamsChat one of these days), it's a helluva lot better than posers like 2Lips and 247Live. In fact, at the moment it's definitely on our top five list.
At any particular time, you can find a lot of girls online at Spread4U; on our last visit we counted almost 100, which is a respectable haul for any site. As far as we can tell, the vast majority of these ladies are home-based performers -- which is, of course, our idea of heaven. With a homegirl here, a homegirl there, here a girl, there a girl, everywhere a homegirl -- old McHomey had a farm, E-I-E-I-OH! Gosh, we may have stumbled on a whole new cultural meme here, or else we're just giddy from all the options.
In any case, we're talking about all kinds of girls broadcasting their sexiness from all kinds of environments, many of which seem as individual as they are. If they're faking it, they're doing such a good job that it doesn't matter. We spied with our little eye girls of most shapes and sizes, and a fair representation of the range of skin, hair, and eye colors that the female half of the species is prone to. So much succulent flesh, so little time. If that's a problem for you, you can narrow your search using Spread4U's nifty drop-down menu to find exactly the right kind of girl(s) you need to get your hormones raging.
Speaking of hormones, we're sad to report that the Spread4U girls tended to be little shy about showing off their bodies during the free chat -- but paying a few bucks to go private broke right through that barrier, we're happy to say. The individual rate seems to vary for each girl, but don't let that stop you: if you've got a major credit card, you've got access. The ever-popular CCBill, the savior of adult websites worldwide, lets you update your account in increments of $10, $25, $50, or $100.
As you may know, we're rarely picky when it comes to technical details, unless of course the site tries to take over our computer -- but enough about AmsterdamliveXXX. Yeah, so sometimes the video at a real live homegirl site is a little muddy or over-lit, but who cares? Sometimes it's great. We have to admit, we'd be hard put to figure out where to plug in a webcam, so we're satisfied by the fact that we can even see these young chickadees. Obviously they've got more technical smarts than we do. Since we find it hard to do much more than hit the "On" button and fire up the ol' web browser, we've got great gobs of respect for multitalented ladies who can both tie our endocrine system in knots and achieve something sufficiently technical that we can see them while they do it. Think of it as "nerdrotica," if you must. But don't try to copyright that term; we already have, just as surely as Bill Gate's going to trademark 0s and 1s someday. Just you wait. Oh, and the cheerleaders idea? We're gonna copyright that one too, if nobody else has.
Meanwhile, take a look at Spread4U, and let your eyes caress the smooth-skinned flanks of scores of world-class cybercuties. You can revel in the knowledge that they're broadcasting their sweetness from all over the world, and that they don't charge overmuch to go private. Some don't speak English, but they all speak the language of love -- and we're not talking French here. Get to it, before you have to start paying Microsoft for every bit of the binary feed!
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