Why do we find ourselves humming the "Love Boat" theme while perusing the beauties who display themselves at StreamMate? Maybe it's just because we're a little weird. Maybe it's because we're reminded of that cruise in the Hawaiian Islands (there are soooo many beautiful women in Hawaii). Or maybe it's all the bikinis. Incidentally, did you know that the bikini swimsuit (what there is of it) was named after Bikini Atoll in the Marshal Islands, the site of the first H-Bomb test? Apparently they named it that because it caused such an explosion in the fashion field. And holy cow, think of all the sex and porno it's inspired ever since! Now there's a blast for you. It's an ill wind that blows no good, even if that wind's a little radioactive.
Streamate's no bomb, thank goodness. Nope, it's thickly populated with radiant femininity: you can see a few examples in the above image. Lots of variety too; check out the one calling herself Nemesis. That's a lotta woman, yo. But hey, big beautiful women are cool -- you remember that saying about "the more the cushion," right? That said, we have no idea what's up with that little can of whatever in the thumbnail directly below Nemesis. We've been seeing stuff like that a lot lately. Maybe it's, like, a commercial or something. You realize that camgirl commercials are coming, don't you? It's inevitable.
Now, the question you've all been waiting for: homegirl honeys are not? The answer appears to be an annoying "yes, butÖ" What this means is, we were able to detect that many of the girls are either roommates, or they're broadcasting from studios. Same wallpaper, background, furniture, yadda yadda. And yet Steamate is using that same old marketing ploy of telling us that these girls are broadcasting live (!!!1!) from dorm rooms and bedrooms all across the land, which is obviously not true. As you might guess, this was a big disappointment to us. It makes Mr. Happy sad, when he was expecting a romp. That's not to say that all the girls are studio hacks -- in fact, we're pretty sure that some of them are genuine home-based chat girls who really are broadcasting from their bedrooms. There just aren't that many.
We should hasten to point out, however, that "not that many" is a relative term. You see, Streamate has pretty close to 10,000 webcam performers; that's not quite in the range of LiveJasmin, but it beats the hell out of most chat sites. Even if only 1 percent of those 10K are home-based, you're talking about 100 homegirls, of whom a goodly number should be chatting at any particular time. The number's probably a good bit higher than 1 percent, too.
One of the good things about girls not bound to studios is this: while there may be some limitations imposed by their host sites, they're basically independent contractors. What does this mean? That they don't have to follow studio rules, which means if they want to get naked in free chat, they can. Woot! That right there is one reason why we love homegirls so much. It's not so much their technical skill or lack thereof, it's their independence. While the occasional homegirl might be a tad prudish, said independence should raise the percentage of sexy nakedness a bit, since after all any performer profits most by giving their fans what they want. And what do we want when we visit these sites, boys? We want flesh!
Streamate, bless 'em, has lots of flesh in every human color and size, and most maturities. We've already mentioned Nemesis, our BBW representative, and we've also seen numerous MILF types here among the teenies and twenty-somethings. Brunettes, blondies, redheads -- all are represented, along with the occasional exotic. We didnít see any bald girls here, so apparently Britney hasn't quite turned to the webcam yet. But hey, it's as inevitable as camgirl commercials. Not that we would mind, or anything; we never did get to see that revealing Vanity Fair layout. Dammit.
Here's the catch. Streamate offers a FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP -- but in order to get all this freeness, you have to give them a bunch of your personal marketing information plus your credit card number, so they can "verify that it's valid." Until then, you can forget about finding out all the details of how much they charge and how to recharge your account. Uh, no. Once we've checked out the prices, then we might give you our credit card number; not before. Sorry. Unless maybe we work out a deal: we have this plot of land to sell you. If you'll give us your credit card number, we'll tell you how much we charged you for it after we charge you. What do you think? We didn't think so.
Aside from that, Streamate is pleasant enough; the selection is big (just like some of the girls, heh heh), and the video is pretty good. If you do decide to give away your credit card number, the prices are fair, up to about $2.99 per minute or so (we asked the girlies in free chat). We never noticed any technical problems in all the times we went there. And yes, there are some at-home girls here, apparently, though you might have to go looking. Don't expect Streamate to be anything like FlirtForFree in that regard.
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