Mmmm...sweet apples. For those of us in the know, the term refers to round, soft breasts no bigger than a C cup: a good handful, in other words. Then again, it's also the name of an attractive website, SweetApples, where you can spend your time and money ogling breasts (and other intimate body parts) of all sizes, thanks to the home-broadcasting efforts of sweet young things everywhere. On top of that, you can also get access to plenty of streaming video of various categories, most deriving from amateur efforts, which is of course how Divine Providence intended it to be.
Sadly, we have to report that the Devil has apparently gotten his hand in here too, because lovely SweetApples is -- and we shudder to report it -- purely a pay site. Yes, the root of all evil has sunk its claws in deep. The horror! There's not even anything like a free membership, or a cheap trial membership, or free teaser chat or hardly anything, dadgum it. Here we were, all ready to watch hot girls pleasure themselves with vegetables and tease us with hand bras, only to get denied at the last minute. There's always the option of paying $24.99 per month or $54.99 for 90 days to obtain these golden apples, but nope. Can't afford it. (Thanks, Uncle Sam). If we paid full price for every site we reviewed, we'd be going through money like a Hollywood starlet goes through nose candy. (Which, we suppose, may explain this recent rash of head-shaving and panty-forgetting, not that we mind the latter).
While we heartily disapprove of sites that lack any freeness at all, we're nonetheless resourceful lads, well-skilled at making do with what we've got. It's not like there's any lack of nekkid lady pictures on this site; they're featured everywhere, and some of the ladies are less than shy about parading their goodies around. So that's something, right there. Even if you can't talk to them, you can at least cop a few thrills from looking at some really hot young girls who can spread 'em with the best. They offer a bit of free video too (including a rip-roaring, must-see teaser video), as well as a time-slice from a live session with a sweet apple who's as wholesome and cute as they come. Looking at the video, it's obvious that she's broadcasting from her living room couch, so this gives us some assurance that SweetApples really is loaded down with homegirls. Not that we need the proof, really -- the site's plastered with pictures set in living rooms, kitchens, bedrooms, bathtubs and, yes, even closets, so it's hard to imagine that many of these images were shot in a studio. Therefore, we're going to consider SweetApples to be an addition to the "Win" side of the Homegirls Scoreboard, pay site though it is.
Not that there's anything wrong with paying if you can afford it. After all, it's not like you're shooting up crystal meth or collecting Smurf memorabilia, or even partaking in the "cardboard crack" of Magic: the Gathering cards. It's just porno, and no matter what Oprah might say, there are worse addictions out there. If SweetApples absolutely has you mesmerized, you can pay for your membership in a variety of ways: credit card, checking account, or Web900 access by phone. Like we said before, it's $24.99 for a month (non-recurring, apparently), or $54.99 for 90 days. Looks like the 90-day membership is a pretty good deal, if you ask us.
And let us not forget the other perversity that's available beyond one-on-one private chats with home-based honeys. Lots of videos are there for the taking (and some have escaped, we understand, to YouTube), and so are tens of thousands of still photos, most of which are of amateurs, which is another word for homegirls. And by the way, the site seems to be purely girl-oriented -- no gay boys or trannies (as far as we can tell), though there are some couples videos on hand for your voyeuristic pleasure. That's not to mention all the multigirl extravaganzas. As the site points out, you can join a whole bunch of sites and pay up to $650, or get it all here for just $24.99! Woo!
So SweetApples is obviously a likeable site. It's clean, if cluttered, and absolutely jam-packed with cute young home-based chat girls. That being the case, we're going to cut it some slack on the fact that it's the pay site. As we've written before, that's not the point of this site: we're only here for the homegirls, and SweetApples has 'em in spades.
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